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Naughty naughty, Mr Weasley, wait until Professor Snape gets his hands on you.

I’m going to need a minute…

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>LOVE THIS! I wonder if Parvati has a blog…?

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What a WILF!

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…every band has one.

Write Your Letters in the Sand

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Jail tats, crazy eyes and a heart of gold. Move over Severus, Sirius Black is where it’s at.

*gutteral noise*

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I know what you’re thinking. “Did he summon six patronuses or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is an 11 inch holly with a Phoenix feather core, the most powerful wand in the world, and would aveda kedavra your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, He Who Cannot Be Named? 


Well Harry, considering you never actually use any big boy spells and always fall back on some pussy-arsed disarming bullshit, yeah actually I think I’ll take my chances.


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